zobb:
when people complain that a somebody’s bra is showing
when you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus
wadda-wadda:
Alekkkksssssss
Everyone follow me at wadda-wadda
flabbey:
when ur boob starts itching in public
magneito:
mY FAVORITE THING IS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS WHERE THE SHORT ONE IS A LITTLE CONDENSED BALL OF PURE RAGE AND THE TALL ONE IS SUPER NICE AND NERVOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHORTER ONE
putuporshuttup:
if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants
burrgerking:
me everyday: stressed for no reason
kirschtein-relatable:
“thats not very ladylike”im not a lady, im a dragon
“thats not very ladylike”
im not a lady, im a dragon
immortalhdildo:
aleks is actually a 16 year old teenage boy who thinks he’s a rebel but is actually a complete idiot
2n0wflake:
despairmakoto:2n0wflake:to this day i still don’t know what DS stands fordual screenyouve ruined everything
despairmakoto:
2n0wflake:to this day i still don’t know what DS stands fordual screen
to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for
dual screen
youve ruined everything